Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Happy April First Day


 Today is April 1st 2025. That means it’s officially April Fool’s day aka National Ex Boyfriend Day!

Do not forget to feel better about yourself. At least the national holiday is not about you as well as titling it after the world’s stupidest people.

At least you are not that annoying & pathetic. 

They probably sale T shirts so he can feel recognized.

Usually mean people seek a lot of attention so their deeds are recognized as much as the reaction they want from you. 

This is where the phrase fool comes in.

Apparently a bullhorn has no idea you got the point.

It is like watching a dog hang out a window. 

The Tee shirt will probably have a catch phrase your ex can remember.

Like

The 5 dollar show

Or

If I have not embarrassed you by now you are drunker then me

Or

That rent a date is only with me because I paid the cover charge up front. Rock on


I added a picture of my dirty sock. That is the state recognized symbol of ex boyfriends everywhere because they are used up users who have their own foot in their lying mouth or they stink.

Monday, March 24, 2025

1912

He has a belt of a hand 
When he touches you
You will feel punished for 
Something you never invited
And nothing you would ever wish for 

Zen is where you want to go
But there is no welcome to what he makes you feel.
I wish to god
That someday he would die
And I’d forget 
All the unlocked doors 
inside my head
That everyone 
already ignores 

I did not beg
I never asked 
Why in the fuck don’t 
You just give up the entrapment of my soul