Today is April 1st 2025. That means it’s officially April Fool’s day aka National Ex Boyfriend Day!
Do not forget to feel better about yourself. At least the national holiday is not about you as well as titling it after the world’s stupidest people.
At least you are not that annoying & pathetic.
They probably sale T shirts so he can feel recognized.
Usually mean people seek a lot of attention so their deeds are recognized as much as the reaction they want from you.
This is where the phrase fool comes in.
Apparently a bullhorn has no idea you got the point.
It is like watching a dog hang out a window.
The Tee shirt will probably have a catch phrase your ex can remember.
Like
The 5 dollar show
Or
If I have not embarrassed you by now you are drunker then me
Or
That rent a date is only with me because I paid the cover charge up front. Rock on
I added a picture of my dirty sock. That is the state recognized symbol of ex boyfriends everywhere because they are used up users who have their own foot in their lying mouth or they stink.