Sawser Boy
Once upon a time, there lived a little boy named Jesse. Jesse did not go by his name. He believed that his real name was Sawser Boy.
Jesse was leaving school one day when a few of the school yard boys started to yell at him. Jesse did not hear them in time.
The other boys started to throw rocks at Jesse. The rocks hit his arm. Jesse ran home. For the first few blocks, the other boys followed but they finally left him alone.
When Jesse got into the front door of his own home, his mother ask him why he was covered in dirt clods and why he had rocks in his hair?
Jesse did not know what to say. He did not want to tell his mother what happened. She could not possible understand. Besides he did not need her going to school and making it worse.
So he said the only logical thing that he could think to say.
"The wind is hard on the human form. I could not get my space ship higher then the lightening and besides, the aliens wanted my super powers."
Jesse ran off to play video games before his mother could ask anymore of her questions.
The next day,
Jesse was on the playground and some of the other boys in his class thought it would be funny to put his umbrella up in a tree.
The other boys yelled out things at Jesse;
"Hey space boy, haha where is your space suit? Why don't you fly up in outer space and get your dumb umbrella. HAHA Hey space boy- wheres the space ship?"
There was no time to be silly. There was an alien octopus climbing to earth. The alien was in a tree and he was coming for the human race. Michael had to save the earth.
Jesse yelled out;
"I will save us all now. The 8 legged monster will not get us. Take this you space monster."
Jesse grabbed a stick and he climbed the tree. The limb that Jesse climbed out on was not strong enough for his body weight.
So the umbrella fell out of the tree and Jesse fell to the ground too.
As he fell, Jesse realized that he was missing one secret weapon that would always save the day.
So he yelled....
"I do not have any Mustard in my icebox..."
Jesse broke his legs.
When Jesse's mother was wheeling him out of the hospital, she ask her son if he wanted anything out of the vending machine.
But Jesse said;
"Mother, I have told you... When I am in my space suit, I am working. Now is not the time for candy or chips. I am in a zone."
That night Jesse's mother brought him a TV tray with soup and soda. Jesse was sitting in front of the television. He was watching his favorite cartoon...
The space toes attack chocolate planet was the best movie ever.
Later that night, Jesse saw out his bed room window that there was a squirrel in a tree outside of his window. That squirrel knocked a bird nest out of a tree. There were no eggs but it was rude.
This was a job for sawser boy.
Jesse wheeled himself out of the house to the drive way.
As he got outside, he saw a spider crawling towards a drain.
That got Jesse's attention.
He yelled out;
"There you are now. I have you. I saw you in that tree. You 8 legged monster. We battle or I zap you with a laser gun... It only shoots water now, but that water has magical powers."
Jesse's mother came out into the drive way;
"Jesse, it is time for bed. You have to come in the house right now."
"Aww Mommy.... I am getting rid of aliens."
"Not now, it is your bedtime. You can save the universe tomorrow."
Jesse did as he was told.
The next morning Jesse had forgotten all about the spider because there was a prize to find at the bottom of the cereal box.
THE END
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