Thursday, April 13, 2017

The reason why you do not lie

I am awake. I need to brush my teeth. I'm waiting on my PM to kick in.  Nothing to say at this hour.  I do not know why there would be. I have not been reading much.

So random entry needs something to make it anything worth much.

Okay,

Short story because I saw the cutest mouse today.

Squeaky's Big  Day -
By ;
Jessica  Singleton

Once upon a time , there lived a tiny mouse named Mr. Squeaks.  He loved cherry suckers and raisins.  Mr. Squeaks was much smaller then most mice his own age.  That was okay by him.  It made it easy to move around.
No matter the size of the hole, he always got through.
One day Mr. Squeaks went to the public library.  He was only stopping in to use their bathroom.  But once he saw what books were he loved them more.
So he moved his few belongings into the public library.  That way he could read a book before he borrowed it's pages for toilet paper.
Mr. Squeaks saw a cigarette lying in the floor of the men's room.

But what he did not know was that, that was not a cigarette.  Before he realized that, he lit up.  That made him dizzy.
Poor bastard fell over.
Some old man mistook Mr. Squeaks for dead.
So he was going to throw Mr. Squeaks into the toilet to flush him.
But Mr. Squeaks woke up.
He yelled out.
It scared the old man.
So the old man dropped him in fear that he would be bit.
Mr. Squeaks , was relived to be alive and not swimming in human waste.
He was a bit out of sorts but he went about his marry way.
He went down town for a snack.
There was his favorite candy shop.
His favorite treat was the jelly beans.
Those were always fun sized.
After his big adventure and then the smoke, he needed munchies.
Poor bastard met a stray cat upon his way.
He was to silly to run far.
So Mr. Squeaks jumped down a drain.
The cat got tired of waiting, so it left him alone.
Mr. Squeaks was just happy to be alive again.
He had  literally had enough for one day.
So he went home to his old shoe.
                 The  End

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